By the way, the batteries you find in your junk drawer may or may not be good. No one knows. Only your father has them in special zip lock bags (”Batteries - Good”). What else do you have? Super glue certainly. Although when you want super glue, you can never find it in the drawer - so you end up buying another tube anyway (then placing it in the junk drawer, never to be found again.

Oh, look - take out menus that will never be touched again (because y’know - DoorDash).

Fast food napkins and straws. Packets of ketchup. Three nail files. Old keys.

A broken piece from an unidentifiable object (probably furniture, but who knows! who can remember?!) “I was gonna fix it!”

Do you ever use the two dozen twisty ties (from loaves of bread)?